Who calls him the breakdown master class expert or the fetcher? He cheats at the breakdown and is hopeless, anyone could turn over the ball better than her.
Well... being built like Conan the Barbarian helps
1. Get the team to call you 'Bam-bam' 2. Learn to read the play and pick out a poor bastard to isolate. 3. Learn to tackle him so hard his children will grow up cripples. 4. Get raised by kangaroos so you learn to bounce up before the commentators say "WHOA!"
